i want someone to seductively feed me string cheese
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#dayattheoffice number sixteen : laying down #lovesongs with the awesome and adorable miss @jasminenjamison #labbin #studioflow #singer #protools #losangeles (at Chef Studio)
Dropping off my sister at Center Hall in UCSD before heading to LA. #hogwartsforengineeringstudents (at Center Hall)
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does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too
see this is the shit that keeps me up at night
Selfie.
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“I fucking hate the beach, I swear to God I do.”
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She wants the (ph)D
Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.
You have earned my respect.
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LOOK, WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS. NOW’S NOT THE TIME FOR COLD FEET. WE GO IN. YOU DO EXACTLY WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT. I DO MY THING. WE WALK OUT WITH THE MONEY. NOBODY GETS HURT. BING BANG BOOM. DONE AND DONE.
YOU START GETTIN’ IDEAS, YOU START HAVIN’ SECOND THOUGHTS …THEN I GOTTA WORRY ABOUT YOU AND I CAN’T CONCENTRATE ON MY THING, YOU UNDERSTAND? I CAN’T CONCENTRATE, MAYBE SOMEBODY DOES GET HURT, AND NOBODY WANTS THAT. SO JUST STICK TO THE PLAN, YEAH? JUST BE COOL.
LOOK AT ME. LOOK ME IN THE EYE.
DON’T FUCK THIS UP.
It’s actually so cool to see my edit on my dash.
cool? its fucking amazing
Weight Problem
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Sister:
This summer, we're gonna lose SO much weight!
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Me:
When I get skinny, I'm gonna be SUCH an asshole.
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Sister:
Noooo! I like your asshole level now!
lava bbq
I lava good bbq
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
just heard some drunk girl yell “just don’t say the n word” and me and dan looked at each other and both said “that’s a good policy” and I started clapping
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